on fridays we wear pink i spam the shit out of the latest parks & rec episode. be warned.
30 rock, arrow, best friends forever, buffy, castle, community, cougar town, dexter, don't trust the b in apt 23, family guy, freaks and geeks, friends, gilmore girls, girls, glee, go on, greek, happy endings, heroes, homeland, how i met your mother, miranda, modern family, my boys, my mad fat diary, new girl, never mind the buzzcocks, parks and recreation, party down, pretty little liars, pushing daisies, raising hope, revenge, shameless us, sherlock, skins, suburgatory, suits, teen wolf, that 70's show, the inbetweeners, the middle, the new normal, the o.c., the office, the vampire diaries, true blood, up all night, veronica mars & will and grace
if i could have feelings at all, i’d have them for vivs
F → Flu
“I took a Claritin and I threw that up. So I took another one. I threw that up. And then I took a third and it stayed down. I’m getting better”
E → Entertainment 720
“You create Pawnee’s first and only high-end, all-media entertainment conglomerate. It means audio, video, movies, 3D movies, nightclubs, iPhone apps. If it’s entertainment, you’re involved. And you call it… Entertainment 720. ‘Cause you’re willing to go around the world twice for your clients!”
D → DJ Roomba
“Jeeeerryyy! Jeeeeeeeerryyyy! This is the ghost of DJ Roomba. Why did you kill me?!? I’m gonna haunt you, Jerry. I’m gonna follow you. And play The Black Eyed Peas on a nonstop loooooooop!”
C → Camel
“I want my team back. And my team made this hot, crazy, camel mess. So this is what we’re gonna submit, even if it means we lose. God, I hope we win… but we’re definitely gonna lose”
B → Breakfast
“Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?”
“People are idiots, Leslie”
A → April & Andy
“I do love you. That’s what makes the sauce so awesome”
