on fridays we wear pink i spam the shit out of the latest parks & rec episode. be warned.
30 rock, arrow, best friends forever, buffy, castle, community, cougar town, dexter, don't trust the b in apt 23, family guy, freaks and geeks, friends, gilmore girls, girls, glee, go on, greek, happy endings, heroes, homeland, how i met your mother, miranda, modern family, my boys, my mad fat diary, new girl, never mind the buzzcocks, parks and recreation, party down, pretty little liars, pushing daisies, raising hope, revenge, shameless us, sherlock, skins, suburgatory, suits, teen wolf, that 70's show, the inbetweeners, the middle, the new normal, the o.c., the office, the vampire diaries, true blood, up all night, veronica mars & will and grace
if i could have feelings at all, i’d have them for vivs
F → Flu
“I took a Claritin and I threw that up. So I took another one. I threw that up. And then I took a third and it stayed down. I’m getting better”
E → Entertainment 720
“You create Pawnee’s first and only high-end, all-media entertainment conglomerate. It means audio, video, movies, 3D movies, nightclubs, iPhone apps. If it’s entertainment, you’re involved. And you call it… Entertainment 720. ‘Cause you’re willing to go around the world twice for your clients!”
D → DJ Roomba
“Jeeeerryyy! Jeeeeeeeerryyyy! This is the ghost of DJ Roomba. Why did you kill me?!? I’m gonna haunt you, Jerry. I’m gonna follow you. And play The Black Eyed Peas on a nonstop loooooooop!”
C → Camel
“I want my team back. And my team made this hot, crazy, camel mess. So this is what we’re gonna submit, even if it means we lose. God, I hope we win… but we’re definitely gonna lose”
B → Breakfast
“Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?”
“People are idiots, Leslie”
A → April & Andy
“I do love you. That’s what makes the sauce so awesome”
Shuffle Synopsis Challenge | That’s Not Me
Starring: Cory Monteith and Victoria Justice
Song: “That’s Not Me” - The Beach Boys
I went through all kinds of changes, took a look at myself
And said that’s not me
I missed my pad and the places I’ve known
And every night as I lay there alone
I would dream
I once had a dream, so I packed up and split for the city
I soon found out that my lonely life wasn’t so pretty
Synopsis: Miles Johnson (Cory Monteith) moved from his tiny city in Georgia when he was only eighteen to go to college and become a corporate lawyer in New York, leaving behind his family and his childhood girlfriend, Abby Everett (Victoria Justice). Seven years later, Miles finds himself without a job and real relationships in the big city. Struggling to find a new meaning to his life, he decides to go back to his hometown, only to see that everything he’s ever known has changed. His parents are now divorced, his brother is in jail and his ex got married to Miles’ best friend from high school. How will he turn things around in this strange place he used to call home?
